Ultra-komprimerte romaner
Det finnes utrolig mange science fiction og fantasy bøker, og alt for liten tid til å lese alt sammen. Heldigvis har Book-A-Minute SF/F løst problemet for meg. De har tatt en haug med sentrale bøker og ekstrahert alt det viktige, slik at du kan lese dem uten all den unødvendige stafasjen. Gjør deg klar for noen utvalgte, ultra-komprimerte romaner.
Seriøst: dette er mest morro hvis du allerede har lest bøkene.., hvis du har tenkt å lese fullversjonen så bør du være klar over att dette vil ødelegge det meste av spenningen.
The Foundation Trilogy
Isaac Asimov
Hari Seldon: I used Psychohistory and set up two Foundations. Now it’ll only be 1000 years between Galactic Empires instead of 30,000.
First Foundation: La la la, la la la, things are going pretty well.
The Mule: Ya-hah! I’ve ruined your plans!
First Foundation: Gasp!
(The Second Foundation fixes everything.)
THE END
Fahrenheit 451
Ray Bradbury
Montag: I burn books.
Clarisse: Read one.
Montag: Ok.
Captain: It’s illegal to read books.
Montag: Oh.
(Montag kills Captain, runs away, and joins strange BOOK people. The city is DESTROYED.)
THE END
Ender’s Game
Orson Scott Card
Ender: The government let my parents conceive me because they hope to mold me into the ultimate military commander.
Government: Ender, become the ultimate military commander and go defeat the buggers.
(He does.)
Ender: Horror. I’m only nine years old, and I have already eradicated an entire species. I thought it was a game, but it was for real. I will fret about this in the sequels.
THE END
2001: A Space Odyssey
Arthur C. Clarke
HAL: I’m evil. (kills astronauts)
Dave Bowman: I must shut you down now, HAL.
HAL: Daisy, Daisy…
Dave Bowman: Now I must finish this mission alone.
(STRANGE THINGS happen, and they MAKE SENSE.)
Reader: Wow. I understand the movie now.
Syntes du dette var gøy bør du også ta en titt på kjente filmer på 30 sekunder. Ellers kan du lese flere komprimerte bøker på Book-A-Minute.
